i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
