Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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