Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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