i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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