It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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