I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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