He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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