I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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