im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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