Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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