walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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