You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
as a side note pls kill me
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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