she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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