Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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