Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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