dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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