Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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