On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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