the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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