Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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