i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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