it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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