I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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