shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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