So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Even my vagina gasped.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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