i would punch a child for taco bell
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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