I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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