It's Friday. Sex?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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