Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i think my mom watched the whole time
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
if only i could text you this smell
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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