So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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