when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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