One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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