Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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