Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Randomize
