You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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