I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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