He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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