I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
dude. I can hear the air.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
