i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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