with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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