The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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