I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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