I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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