i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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