I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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