I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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