I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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