Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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