forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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