after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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