Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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