So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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