Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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