I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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