On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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